Gotta love it. Projectile poop. It’s like being shot at with a water gun. Except instead of water it is yellow poop. It’s like he thinks to himself, “Wait for it... WAIT FOR IT...” and as soon as I take off that diaper POW!!!!!!!! It comes at me, and it comes at me FAST. And freakishly far. This kid has some power. He has yet to pee on me, surprisingly, yet this is the second poo attack. Both times have come in the middle of the night, too. I tell you what, it wakes me up quick.
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Motherhood is sounding more and more glamorous with each passing moment... Yeah... I'll pass.
I remember my oldest doing the same thing to me, right before our very first outing. Fun stuff!!
I love reading your blog and catching up with you! :) Your 3 are adorable!
ahahahahha that is so FUNNY!!!Got to love the stories!!!
This is probably the grossest thing I have ever read. And I read a lot of gross things. This is one of those "better you than me" moments.
Kylie pooped on Kurt when she was a newborn! All I could do was laugh! He didnt think it was very funny! I guess it's only funny to those observing it! Great post!
I am sorry that nursing has been difficult. My last baby didn't nurse well either. I know how hard that can be. On the bright side it looks like his plumbing works well. That is funny.
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