
Freakishly swollen.


Wanna know what happened? Let me tell you.
I was downstairs. Phone was upstairs. It was ringing.
Okay now you need to start visualizing this in your mind. There I am, bounding up the stairs, across the living room, I was racing, racing, a gazelle I tell you!! Hurry hurry hurry! Into the kitchen and then (this is the slow motion part) me yelling "AHHHH!!!" because suddenly my feet come up from under me and I am FLYING through the air until I find myself on my back in a puddle of WHAT you ask, well a puddle of bubbles.
ARRRR DARN KIDS! (Logan to be exact. At least that's who Jenna and Carter blamed it on.)
Yesterday I took the kids to the dollar store cause they each had a dollar and what do they want? BUBBLES! WELL THANKS A LOT! COULDA KILLED ME!
Well Nate heard the commotion and comes upon the scene where his wife is sprawled on the floor sopping with bubbles up my back and in my hair whimpering like a baby, "I think I broke my arm!!!"
Well I didn't. But my elbow KILLED those first couple hours. Changing my clothes and shampooing my hair was torture. It is still swollen and pretty bruised.
I was so mad and Logan got a time out for his little bubble pond BUT of course after the fact Nate and I laughed and laughed and I so wish I coulda seen it cause I bet it was FUN-NY.
But I think I have a new rule, no bubbles in the house.
Miss Kaitlyn found some Easter candy today and went to town. I found her like this.

I bet the snot adds some good extra flavor too.

Stinker!
2 comments:
That makes my elbow hurt just looking at it! I'm glad you're arm isn't broken. That would hurt so bad! And thank you for the visual. I pictured the whole thing while reading and I must admit, I laughed a little :)
Ouch! Poor elbow. Funny story. A good new rule. I love you and the sweet kids and Nate so much! I admit. I laughed too!
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