Pics, snails & throw pillows

So I started screwing around with my blog (wow that came out sounding super inappropriate), that is, the HTML on my blog, and had changed so many things in the code over time that I decided to start over with a whole new template.  And now I'm still deciding what to do at the top... I'd like to think I'm tech savvy but I'm really not.  We'll see what happens.  BTW "Full Diapers & Even Fuller Hearts" totally corny I know, but I think it's a pretty perfect title for my life.  Filled with motherly duties, some kinda disgusting, but honestly my heart could not be more full. :)  Anywho.

Snapping some pics outside...

This face makes me laugh. :)

Jenna was super excited to find a snail.

So today I see that snail sitting on a kitchen hand towel on the counter, all dry and crusty, yet oozing sticky stuff all over.  I threw it in the garbage.  Later, Jenna asked if I'd seen "Snailey."  Without thinking I told her I threw him in the garbage.  NOTE TO SELF: Don't tell your 5-year-old you threw her pet snail in the garbage.  Not sure if she has forgiven me yet.  I may or may not have told her I'd look through the garbage and find him...

So here is a random story.  I am going CRAZY!!!!  Why, you ask, well you see this couch??

We put it on KSL along with the matching loveseat and sold it.  Yesiree.  Even with this on it. 

Who knew people were in the market for modern art designed by a 2-year-old... I dunno... I put that pic on KSL so people knew!!  Oh well it is their problem, NOT mine now... (so yeah my solution for getting permanent marker out of your couch other than flip the cushion over is... sell that baby! $100!) 

ANYWAY so 10 minutes before people were coming to look at it, I am looking all over for the 2 small throw pillows seen in the picture.  I cannot find them anywhere.  I mean, ANYWHERE!!!!  The kids were playing with the cushions and pillows earlier and so I'm like, surely they have got to be somewhere.  Where do two throw pillows go???  APPARENTLY THEY EVAPORATE INTO THIN AIR.  I mean, you know you have 4 kids when you are looking for PILLOWS in:

Every cupboard and closet in the house.
The pantry.
The fridge.
The bathtub.
The bedspreads.
Under the beds.
The washing machine.
The dryer.
The toy boxes.
The costume box.
The food storage.
The Christmas items.
The garage.
The van.
The window wells.
The garden.
The stroller.
I SEARCHED AND SEARCHED EVERYWHERE!

The people came and bought them without those pillows cause I still cannot find those dang pillows.  I think somebody ate them.  Maybe they were flushed down the toilet.  ARGH IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!  IF YOU WERE A THROW PILLOW WHERE WOULD YOU GO?????  This is my question.  I will let you know if I find the answer.